I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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