Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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