escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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