I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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