I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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