Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I think my fart just growled at me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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