What a fucking waste of an outfit
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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