i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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