Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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