normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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