So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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