We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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