i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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