i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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