So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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