She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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