Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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