Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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