I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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