they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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