a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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