i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Enjoy the penises
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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