what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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