Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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