Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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