You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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