don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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