super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
In America we eat man semen.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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