Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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