R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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