Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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