My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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