Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the day after is always just damage control
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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