I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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