ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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