similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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