Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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