my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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