She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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