office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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