I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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