nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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