just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
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