Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
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it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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