Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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