why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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