OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
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This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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