no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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