I got chris browned last night
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
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just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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