Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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