you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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