Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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