I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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