you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
you never un-have a 4some
Randomize
