Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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